SlimeSteRrIn-Game Rank 1
Joined: 30 Mar 2008 Posts: 406
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re: oh noes, deary me O.O
by SlimeSteRr on 2009/08/03 10:17
This is worrying. . .
Beer contains female hormones
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
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BynnorBynnorIn-Game Rank 5
Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 51
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re: oh noes, deary me O.O
by Bynnor on 2009/08/03 10:22
No more beer for me
Nice one smile
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mutlyIn-Game Rank 5
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 52
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re: oh noes, deary me O.O
by mutly on 2009/08/03 12:25
im going to the beer fest at Earls Court on friday,will let you know my own. results
thats if i can remember anything on sat morning
ps. hope you are all well
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SlimeSteRrIn-Game Rank 1
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re: oh noes, deary me O.O
by SlimeSteRr on 2009/08/03 15:44
well if you do grow breasts Ms. Mutters, you may never want to get out of bed ever again
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